Because I love to make you angryyyyyyy.
60k pageviews is too many. And this username is pretty fucking emo. Come on, admit it. Look at it. Separate the words. That's a fucking emo username. It's super lameeeee-o. Just like using outdated expressions like lame-o.
People who have watched me for a long time have to remember I do this like every 3 months anyway.
I LOVE YOU, REALLY I DO.
But a softer murder is pretty fucking emo.
It's time to say all the jokes about how terrible the name asoftermurder is that you've wanted to expel onto my page for a long time but were too lazy to say before.
OOPS SORRY GUYS
New account is ~leaunoire